One Day...

A pirate came to live with me.
It's nice to be greeted at the door.

He's quite the gentleman, he moved out of the way so I could unload all the groceries.

He likes to play peekaboo an stab pillows.

Being quite the ham, he didn't mind a bit modeling some of my jewelry.

His sword is quite handy!

Look at all the firewood he chopped!
(Pay no mind to the balloon, something about the president landing)

He helped me water my plants. He likes to drink from the hose.

After all that water, I had to show him my shrine... err bathroom.

And finally, after helping me so much and after hours of listening to him beg,
I took him to the DQ.

And when we came back, he took this tired old exercise machine...

and he made me this!

I hope you've enjoyed my little story.

In truth, my pirate is a gift from my silly boy Scott.
Thank you Scotto for my toy!
I love it and I love you!!

This is my silly and oh so fun son. :-)

Carrots of the Pirabbean

Art in any form is usually patterned and inspired by nature. Did you ever wonder where the great story Pirates of the Caribbean came from? Wonder no more mateys! Pull up yer stools me pigeons and lets get to the truth of the matter! Now, not all of the great movie was taken from this very real band of pirates...

But enough so to see the similarities as you will soon see. A word of warning, some of the following photos may not be suitable for the faint of heart.

You see, this band of furries may seem sweet when you first see them..

Loosafur

Oz



Sissy



Shirley



This is where sweetness ends mates and the real furry tales begin. You see, when the moonlight shines on these creatures all as we know it, changes.

There is one more evil furry that hangs out with this wild bunch at times.
Cousin Smoke

One fateful weekend, the furries went wild. They started with a little bird watching..notice the degree of sweetness changes under the moonlight.

And then time to snatch the dog's booty and world as he knows it. Yes, your read correctly - Shirley is a boy and yes, booty= perogie.



"C'mer puppy!"



"Here puppy!"



"That's a nice feather bed you have there puppy!"





!!!!!!!!! "But why the perogie???"



"What are you doing on the furniture puppy?!?!?"



"Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!"

Ok, so that may not be the honest truth. I happened to notice that we had accumulated some rather funny pictures of critters. Add to that, my best friend Pam's fateful blooper when talking about the Pirates of the Caribbean that very artfully became Carrots of the Pirabbean. That's all it took. Inspiration happened!

Happy Thanksgiving!